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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  As a general rule of thumb, never      \
| trust anybody who's been in therapy for |
| more than 15 percent of their life      |
| span. The words "I am sorry" and "I am  |
| wrong" will have totally disappeared    |
| from their vocabulary. They will stab   |
| you, shoot you, break things in your    |
| apartment, say horrible things to your  |
| friends and family, and then justify    |
| this abhorrent behavior by saying:      |
| "Sure, I put your dog in the microwave. |
| But I feel *better* for doing it."      |
|                                         |
| -- Bruce Feirstein, "Nice Guys Sleep    |
\ Alone"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;