Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ...Veloz is indistinguishable from \ | hundreds of other electronics | | businesses in the Valley, run by eager | | young engineers poring over memory | | dumps late into the night. The | | difference is that a bunch of | | self-confessed "car nuts" are making | | money doing what they love: writing | | code and driving fast. | | | | -- "Electronics puts its foot on the | \ gas", IEEE Spectrum, May 88 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;