Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / marriage, n.: \ | | | An old, established institution, | | entered into by two people deeply | | | | in love and desiring to make a | | committment to each other expressing | | | | that love. In short, committment to an | \ institution. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;