Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... Our second completely true news \ | item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce | | Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he | | is involved in a law firm. One thing I | | like about the South is, folks there | | care about tradition. If somebody gets | | handed a name like "H. Boyce," he hangs | | on to it, puts it on his legal | | stationery, even passes it to his son, | | rather than do what a lesser person | | would do, such as get it changed or | | kill himself. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "This Column is Nothing | \ but the Truth!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;