Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All that is gold does not glitter, Not \ | all those who wander are lost; The old | | that is strong does not wither, Deep | | roots are not reached by the frost. | | From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A | | light from the shadows shall spring; | | Renewed shall be blade that was broken, | | The crownless again shall be king. | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;