Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A new 'chutist had just jumped from the \ | plane at 10,000 feet, and soon | | discovered that all his lines were | | hopelessly tangled. At about 5,000 | | feet, still struggling, he noticed | | someone coming up from the ground at | | about the same speed as he was going | | towards the ground. As they passed each | | other at 3,000 feet, the 'chutist | | yells, "HEY! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT | | PARACHUTES?" | | | | The reply came, fading towards the end, | | "NO! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COLEMAN | \ STOVES?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;