Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "An idealist is one who, on noticing \ | that a rose smells better than a | | cabbage, concludes that it will also | \ make better soup." - H. L. Mencken / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;