Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No, his mind is not for rent To any god \ | or government. Always hopeful, yet | | discontent, He knows changes aren't | \ permanent - But change is. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;