Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / -- Gifts for Children -- \ | | | This is easy. You never have to figure | | out what to get for children, because | | they will tell you exactly what they | | want. They spend months and months | | researching these kinds of things by | | watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show | | advertisements. Make sure you get your | | children exactly what they ask for, | | even if you disapprove of their | | choices. If your child thinks he wants | | Murderous Bob, the Doll with the Face | | You Can Rip Right Off, you'd better get | | it. You may be worried that it might | | help to encourage your child's | | antisocial tendencies, but believe me, | | you have not seen antisocial tendencies | | until you've seen a child who is | | convinced that he or she did not get | | the right gift. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A | \ Survivor's Guide" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;