Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #18: FIFTH | | | | FIFTH is a precision mathematical | | language in which the data types refer | | to quantity. The data types range from | | CC, OUNCE, SHOT, and JIGGER to FIFTH | | (hence the name of the language), | | LITER, MAGNUM and BLOTTO. Commands | | refer to ingredients such as CHABLIS, | | CHARDONNAY, CABERNET, GIN, VERMOUTH, | | VODKA, SCOTCH, and WHATEVERSAROUND. | | | | The many versions of the FIFTH language | | reflect the sophistication and | | financial status of its users. Commands | | in the ELITE dialect include VSOP and | | LAFITE, while commands in the GUTTER | | dialect include HOOTCH and RIPPLE. The | | latter is a favorite of frustrated | | FORTH programmers who end up using this | \ language. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;