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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \
| #18: FIFTH                              |
|                                         |
| FIFTH is a precision mathematical       |
| language in which the data types refer  |
| to quantity. The data types range from  |
| CC, OUNCE, SHOT, and JIGGER to FIFTH    |
| (hence the name of the language),       |
| LITER, MAGNUM and BLOTTO. Commands      |
| refer to ingredients such as CHABLIS,   |
| CHARDONNAY, CABERNET, GIN, VERMOUTH,    |
| VODKA, SCOTCH, and WHATEVERSAROUND.     |
|                                         |
| The many versions of the FIFTH language |
| reflect the sophistication and          |
| financial status of its users. Commands |
| in the ELITE dialect include VSOP and   |
| LAFITE, while commands in the GUTTER    |
| dialect include HOOTCH and RIPPLE. The  |
| latter is a favorite of frustrated      |
| FORTH programmers who end up using this |
\ language.                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;