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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Police: Good evening, are you the host? \
| Host: No. Police: We've been getting    |
| complaints about this party. Host:      |
| About the drugs? Police: No. Host:      |
| About the guns, then? Is somebody       |
| complaining about the guns? Police: No, |
| the noise. Host: Oh, the noise. Well    |
| that makes sense because there are no   |
| guns                                    |
|                                         |
| or drugs here. (An enormous explosion   |
| is heard in the                         |
|                                         |
| background.) Or fireworks. Who's        |
| complaining about the noise?            |
|                                         |
| The neighbors? Police: No, the          |
| neighbors fled inland hours ago. Most   |
| of the recent                           |
|                                         |
| complaints have come from Pittsburgh.   |
| Do you think you could                  |
|                                         |
| ask the host to quiet things down?      |
| Host: No Problem. (At this point, a     |
| Volkswagon bug with primitive           |
|                                         |
| religious symbols drawn on the doors    |
| emerges from the living                 |
|                                         |
| room and roars down the hall, past the  |
| police and onto the                     |
|                                         |
| lawn, where it smashes into a tree.     |
| Eight guests tumble out                 |
|                                         |
| onto the grass, moaning.) See? Things   |
| are starting to wind                    |
|                                         |
\ down.                                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;