Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...it still remains true that as a set \ | of cognitive beliefs about the | | existence of God in any recognizable | | sense continuous with the great systems | | of the past, religious doctrines | | constitute a speculative hypothesis of | | an extremely low order of probability. | | | \ -- Sidney Hook / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;