Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As part of the conversion, computer \ | specialists rewrote 1,500 programs; a | | process that traditionally requires | | some debugging. | | | | -- USA Today, referring to the Internal | | Revenue Service | | | \ conversion to a new computer system. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;