Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "All we are given is possibilities -- \ | to make ourselves one thing or | | another." | | | \ -- Ortega y Gasset / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;