Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / YOW!! What should the entire human race \ | DO?? Consume a fifth of CHIVAS REGAL, | | ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a | \ wild SEX WEEKEND! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;