Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY \ | (#17): | | | | On November 13, Felix Unger was asked | | to remove himself from his place of | \ residence. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;