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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE              \
| ========================               |
|                                        |
| Compiler optimizations have been made  |
| to macro expand LET into a WITHOUT-    |
| INTERRUPTS special form so that it can |
| PUSH things into a stack in the        |
| LET-OPTIMIZATION area, SETQ the        |
| variables and then POP them back when  |
| it's done. Don't worry about this      |
| unless you use multiprocessing. Note   |
| that LET *could* have been defined by: |
|                                        |
| (LET ((LET '`(LET ((LET ',LET))        |
|                                        |
| ,LET)))                                |
|                                        |
| `(LET ((LET ',LET))                    |
|                                        |
| ,LET))                                 |
|                                        |
| This is believed to speed up execution |
| by as much as a factor of 1.01 or 3.50 |
| depending on whether you believe our   |
| friendly marketing representatives.    |
| This code was written by a new         |
| programmer here (we snatched him away  |
| from Itty Bitti Machines where he was  |
| writing COUGHBOL code) so to give him  |
| confidence we trusted his vows of "it  |
\ works pretty well" and installed it.   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;