Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / === ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE \ | ======================== | | | | Compiler optimizations have been made | | to macro expand LET into a WITHOUT- | | INTERRUPTS special form so that it can | | PUSH things into a stack in the | | LET-OPTIMIZATION area, SETQ the | | variables and then POP them back when | | it's done. Don't worry about this | | unless you use multiprocessing. Note | | that LET *could* have been defined by: | | | | (LET ((LET '`(LET ((LET ',LET)) | | | | ,LET))) | | | | `(LET ((LET ',LET)) | | | | ,LET)) | | | | This is believed to speed up execution | | by as much as a factor of 1.01 or 3.50 | | depending on whether you believe our | | friendly marketing representatives. | | This code was written by a new | | programmer here (we snatched him away | | from Itty Bitti Machines where he was | | writing COUGHBOL code) so to give him | | confidence we trusted his vows of "it | \ works pretty well" and installed it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;