Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I DO want your money, because god \ | wants your money!" | | | \ -- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;