Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Something better... \ | | | 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your | | nose or did a bus park on your face? | | | | 2 (meteorological): Everybody take | | cover. She's going to blow. | | | | 3 (fashionable): You know, you could | | de-emphasize your nose if you wore | | | | something larger. Like ... Wyoming. | | | | 4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just | | the three of us. | | | | 5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your | | nose was on time but you were fifteen | | | | minutes late. | | | | 6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. | | Gosh. To be able to smell your | | | | own ear. | | | | 7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of | | the ladies have asked if you wouldn't | | | | mind putting that thing away. | | | | 8 (philosophical): You know. It's not | | the size of a nose that's important. | | | | It's what's in it that matters. | | | | 9 (humorous): Laugh and the world | | laughs with you. Sneeze and it's | | goodbye, | | | | Seattle. 10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl | | Schibe and I can paint that nose for | | $39.95. 11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind | | not bobbing your head. The orchestra | | keeps | | | | changing tempo. 12 (melodic): | | Everybody! "He's got the whole world in | | his nose." | | | \ -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;