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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Something better...                     \
|                                         |
| 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your    |
| nose or did a bus park on your face?    |
|                                         |
| 2 (meteorological): Everybody take      |
| cover. She's going to blow.             |
|                                         |
| 3 (fashionable): You know, you could    |
| de-emphasize your nose if you wore      |
|                                         |
| something larger. Like ... Wyoming.     |
|                                         |
| 4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just   |
| the three of us.                        |
|                                         |
| 5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your   |
| nose was on time but you were fifteen   |
|                                         |
| minutes late.                           |
|                                         |
| 6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you.   |
| Gosh. To be able to smell your          |
|                                         |
| own ear.                                |
|                                         |
| 7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of    |
| the ladies have asked if you wouldn't   |
|                                         |
| mind putting that thing away.           |
|                                         |
| 8 (philosophical): You know. It's not   |
| the size of a nose that's important.    |
|                                         |
| It's what's in it that matters.         |
|                                         |
| 9 (humorous): Laugh and the world       |
| laughs with you. Sneeze and it's        |
| goodbye,                                |
|                                         |
| Seattle. 10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl  |
| Schibe and I can paint that nose for    |
| $39.95. 11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind |
| not bobbing your head. The orchestra    |
| keeps                                   |
|                                         |
| changing tempo. 12 (melodic):           |
| Everybody! "He's got the whole world in |
| his nose."                              |
|                                         |
\ -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;