Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You don't have to be nice to people on \ | the way up if you're not planning on | | coming back down. | | | \ -- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;