Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / nerd pack, n.: \ | | | Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to | | keep pens from soiling | | | | clothes. Nerd's position in engineering | | hierarchy can be measured | | | | by number of pens, grease pencils, and | \ rulers bristling in his pack. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;