Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered \ | fire and invented the wheel on the same | | day. Then that night, they burned the | | wheel. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;