Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Do people like check the Debian website \ | every 5 minutes to check it hasn't | | morphed into another one? Not that I'm | | one to talk, but some people seriously | | need to get a life. | | | \ -- james on #Debian / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;