Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Well, he didn't know what to do, so he \ | decided to look at the government, to | | see what they did, and scale it down | | and run his life that way. | | | \ -- Laurie Anderson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;