Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If it were not for the presents, an \ | elopement would be preferable. | | | \ -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;