Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One of the reasons Perl is faster than \ | certain other unnamed interpreted | | languages is that it binds variable | | names to a particular package (or | | scope) at compile time rather than at | | run time. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709050035.RAA29328@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;