Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Liar: \ | | | one who tells an unpleasant truth. | | | \ -- Oliver Herford / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;