Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If a man had a child who'd gone \ | anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still | | tend to protect that child. | | | | -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", | \ stardate 4731.3 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;