Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / "Plan to throw one away. You will \ | anyway." | | | | -- Fred Brooks, "The Mythical Man | \ Month" / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;