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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ We have the flu. I don't know if this   \
| particular strain has an official name, |
| but if it does, it must be something    |
| like "Martian Death Flu". You may have  |
| had it yourself. The main symptom is    |
| that you wish you had another setting   |
| on your electric blanket, up past       |
| "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION".      |
|                                         |
| Another symptom is that you cease       |
| brushing your teeth, because (a) your   |
| teeth hurt, and (b) you lack the        |
| strength. Midway through the brushing   |
| process, you'd have to lie down in      |
| front of the sink to rest for a couple  |
| of hours, and rivulets of toothpaste    |
| foam would dribble sideways out of your |
| mouth, eventually hardening into crusty |
| little toothpaste stalagmites that      |
| would bond your head permanently to the |
| bathroom floor, which is how the police |
| would find you.                         |
|                                         |
| You know the kind of flu I'm talking    |
| about.                                  |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Molecular Homicide"     /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;