Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We have the flu. I don't know if this \ | particular strain has an official name, | | but if it does, it must be something | | like "Martian Death Flu". You may have | | had it yourself. The main symptom is | | that you wish you had another setting | | on your electric blanket, up past | | "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION". | | | | Another symptom is that you cease | | brushing your teeth, because (a) your | | teeth hurt, and (b) you lack the | | strength. Midway through the brushing | | process, you'd have to lie down in | | front of the sink to rest for a couple | | of hours, and rivulets of toothpaste | | foam would dribble sideways out of your | | mouth, eventually hardening into crusty | | little toothpaste stalagmites that | | would bond your head permanently to the | | bathroom floor, which is how the police | | would find you. | | | | You know the kind of flu I'm talking | | about. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Molecular Homicide" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;