Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / To think contrary to one's era is \ | heroism. But to speak against it is | | madness. | | | \ -- Eugene Ionesco / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;