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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I myself have dreamed up a structure    \
| intermediate between Dyson spheres and  |
| planets. Build a ring 93 million miles  |
| in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around  |
| the sun. If we have the mass of Jupiter |
| to work with, and if we make it a       |
| thousand miles wide, we get a thickness |
| of about a thousand feet for the base.  |
|                                         |
| And it has advantages. The Ringworld    |
| will be much sturdier than a Dyson      |
| sphere. We can spin it on its axis for  |
| gravity. A rotation speed of 770 m/s    |
| will give us a gravity of one Earth     |
| normal. We wouldn't even need to roof   |
| it over. Place walls one thousand miles |
| high at each edge, facing the sun. Very |
| little air will leak over the edges.    |
|                                         |
| Lord knows the thing is roomy enough.   |
| With three million times the surface    |
| area of the Earth, it will be some time |
| before anyone complains of the          |
| crowding.                               |
|                                         |
\ -- Larry Niven, "Ringworld"             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;