Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Senate, n.: \ | | | A body of elderly gentlemen charged | | with high duties and misdemeanors. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;