Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Heavier than air flying machines are \ | impossible. | | | | -- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal | \ Society, c. 1895 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;