Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Quality control, n.: \ | | | Assuring that the quality of a product | | does not get out of hand | | | | and add to the cost of its manufacture | \ or design. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;