Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You could get a new lease on life -- if \ | only you didn't need the first and last | \ month in advance. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;