Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "The only way I can lose this election \ | is if I'm caught in bed with a dead | | girl or a live boy." | | | \ -- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;