Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / According to Arkansas law, Section \ | 4761, Pope's Digest: "No person shall | | be permitted under any pretext | | whatever, to come nearer than fifty | | feet of any door or window of any | | polling room, from the opening of the | | polls until the completion of the count | \ and the certification of the returns." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;