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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Then there's the story of the man who  \
| avoided reality for 70 years with       |
| drugs, sex, alcohol, fantasy, TV,       |
| movies, records, a hobby, lots of       |
| sleep... And on his 80th birthday died  |
| without ever having faced any of his    |
| real problems.                          |
|                                         |
| The man's younger brother, who had been |
| facing reality and all his problems for |
| 50 years with psychiatrists, nervous    |
| breakdowns, tics, tension, headaches,   |
| worry, anxiety and ulcers, was so angry |
| at his brother for having gotten away   |
| scott free that he had a paralyzing     |
| stroke.                                 |
|                                         |
| The moral to this story is that there   |
| ain't no justice that we can stand to   |
| live with.                              |
|                                         |
\ -- R. Geis                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;