Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a \ | shun), n.: | | | | The act, when vacuuming, of running | | over a string at least a | | | | dozen times, reaching over and picking | | it up, examining it, then | | | | putting it back down to give the vacuum | | one more chance. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;