Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / He who knows others is wise. He who \ | knows himself is enlightened. | | | \ -- Lao Tsu / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;