Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Cinemuck, n.: \ | | | The combination of popcorn, soda, and | | melted chocolate which | | | | covers the floors of movie theaters. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;