Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Many a man that can't direct you to a \ | corner drugstore will get a respectful | | hearing when age has further impaired | | his mind. | | | \ -- Finley Peter Dunne / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;