Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all \ | disenchanted. | | | \ -- James Thurber / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;