Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Besides, its really not worthwhile to \ | use more than two times your physical | | ram in swap (except in a select few | | situations). The performance of the | | system becomes so abysmal you'd rather | | heat pins under your toenails while | | reciting Windows95 source code and | | staring at porn flicks of Bob Dole than | | actually try to type something. | | | | -- seen on c.o.l.development.system, | \ about the size of the swap space / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;