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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Besides, its really not worthwhile to   \
| use more than two times your physical   |
| ram in swap (except in a select few     |
| situations). The performance of the     |
| system becomes so abysmal you'd rather  |
| heat pins under your toenails while     |
| reciting Windows95 source code and      |
| staring at porn flicks of Bob Dole than |
| actually try to type something.         |
|                                         |
| -- seen on c.o.l.development.system,    |
\ about the size of the swap space        /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;