Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The world has many unintentionally \ | cruel mechanisms that are not designed | | for people who walk on their hands. | | | | -- John Irving, "The World According to | \ Garp" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;