Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Yes, America is a country based \ | on how pissed-off a group of taxed | | | | people can get. We exist as a | \ country because we're cheap. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;