Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are ten or twenty basic truths, \ | and life is the process of discovering | | them over and over and over. | | | \ -- David Nichols / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;