Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Obscurism: \ | | | The practice of peppering daily life | | with obscure references as a subliminal | | means of showcasing both one's | | education and one's wish to | | disassociate from the world of mass | | culture. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;