Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Eleventh Law of Acoustics: \ | | | In a minimum-phase system there is an | | inextricable link between | | | | frequency response, phase response and | | transient response, as they | | | | are all merely transforms of one | | another. This combined with | | | | minimalization of open-loop errors in | | output amplifiers and correct | | | | compensation for non-linear passive | | crossover network loading can | | | | lead to a significant decrease in | | system resolution lost. However, | | | | of course, this all means jack when you | \ listen to Pink Floyd. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;